The Lounge Lizard: Valentines day, crab newburg, Capturing the Freidmans

Capturing The Freidmans, Drunk Time, Valentines Crab Newburg.		God Bless America! Feb. 2004 Weather: Cold and snowy. Our Pledge: To maintain the highest standards we are capable of. To publish information that is based on as much fact as we can find. To have fun without offending most of our readers.
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Lounging at the movies: Capturing The Freidman's, etc.

Capturing The Friedman's: FIlm documentary of a family, the Freidmans. Father, an educator gets popped with child porn and the witch hunt that followed. Although a disturbing look at how a community reacts to blame and media this movie will keep you thinking. Recommended but not a date movie.

Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King: The last of the infamous trilogy. I have had enough of all this Lord of the Rings. Besides the fact you need to wear a diaper to make it through the film, it seemed the story dragged on and on and on and on. The end reminded me of the Wizard of Oz a little. And you where there, and you where there, and you where there. Definitely an epic picture and worth seeing but not a favorite.

Some of The B.K. Lounge Favorites: Dog Soldiers, Stigmata, King Pin, Big Fish, Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

Scorched: Starring Woody Harrelson, Alicia Silverstone, Rachael Leigh Cook, John Cleese, Paulo Costanzo and Ivan Sergei

The story is about three bank employees in a small desert town. unaware of the others' plans, each makes a plan to rob the bank during the same weekend. Comedy, no sex or gratuitous violence, that I remember, but found it funny.

All The Queens Men: Starring Matt LaBlanc (Joey). Secret agents in the English Army are sent to steal a top secret coding device from Berlin. The only way in undetected is in drag.

I could not get Joey's character from friends out of my head. It always seemed like he was acting like he was acting. Funny but a slow burn.

B. K. Lounge Eats: Crab Newburg for your Valentine

Crabs and Valentines is a sore subject for some but here at The B.K. Lounge we like to make lemonade out of lemons, not a doctors appointment.

Ingredients:

• 6 oz. (175g) white crabmeat
• 3 oz. (75g) long grain rice
• quarter pint (150ml) double cream
• 1 oz. (25g) butter
• 2 egg yolks
• 4 Tbsps. sherry
• salt
• paprika

Directions:

1. Lightly saute the crab meat in butter
2. In a bowl beat eggs and cream together
3. Slowly stir in the sherry into the crabmeat then slowly stir in the egg and cream mixture
4. Add salt and paprika to taste
5. Cook gently for 5 minutes without boiling
6. Boil the rice in salted water until tender, drain and arrange on warmed serving platter
7. Serve Crab Newburg on rice or toast or in a bowl alone.

Serves one really lonely person or will cover one person evenly for licking.

NOTICE:
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years .

"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."

- Fred Allen IIIII

Phobia Of The Month:
Gymnophobia: Fear of nudity

Janet Jackson may have sent a bunch of unsuspecting viewers into therapy.

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Capturing The Freidmans, Drunk Time, Valentines Crab Newburg.

Cooking With Alcohol Is a Spiral Bound Catered Party!

Drunk Time

Lounging at the movies: Capturing The Freidman's, etc.

B. K. Lounge Eats: Crab Newburg for your Valentine

Capturing The Freidmans, Drunk Time,
Valentines Crab Newburg.

Cooking With Alcohol Is a
Spiral Bound Catered Party!